This is Mom. Mom and Granny have taught my sister and I well when it comes to cooking.
Remember those home-ec cooking classes you had to take in middle school? Ya, my sis and I rocked those classes. And we of course owe it all to the 2 amazing women that raised us. Granny has forgone cooking unless it is her famous pumpkin and pecan pies at xmas and on occasion cookies and cake.
Sometimes biscuits.
Mom still forges on, always coming up with new alterations to recipes she has tried. This one, however, is an original.
SHHHHHH. Family secret here.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GO take the computer into the closet to view this most secret recipe k? Cause once you try it and if the restaurants see it, they will forgo that nasty stor bought crap and go to this. AND then it won't be a SECRET anymore.
Wait what?
Everyone can see the internet?
Seriously?
No, for real?
Well Shit. Fine. You can leave the closet then.
So for this yummy-ness, you will need potatoes.
DOH!
Any type will do. I am cheap today so it's good all russets for me.
Oh! Eggs! You need to start a pan of water and eggs to boilin' 'cause eggs are yummy in potato salad. I use about 2-3 per 5 mid-size potatoes. See above for my idea of mid-size.
Wash all the dirt off of your taters. If you are against skin, then by all means peel. As I said, I'm lazy. That and skin has all the nutrients, so it gets left on.
Chop potatoes into chunks.
If you are confused about how to get them more or less the same size, I'll post a how-to later. New page and all with how-to basic stuff for those new to cooking. Even size is important so the cook evenly and you don't have half mashed half chunks.
EWWWWWW.
Drop your chunks into water.
In a pot.
'Cause you have to cook them.
Let them boil until just barely fork tender. This means you use a fork and stick it into the potato. If it goes in easily, fork tender. Get it?
Good.
While they are getting boily, chop some onion into bits. You can also add green pepper and celery chopped into bits if'n you want. I dislike crunchy stuff in my potato salad so I refrain.
Also, if you have some sweet pickles, chop those up too. I happened to have some of mom's famous 14-day pickles made the old-fashioned way in a big ceramic crock. So I chunked those up and mmmmmm. They are like candied pickles. So yummy.
If you have only sweet relish, that's fine too. A couple of tablespoons should be enough.
Dump all of the above into a bowl and set aside until the taters and eggs are ready.
Now for the sauce. The all important, bring it all together ingredient in every salad. And my specialty.
Sauces. Sauces are my specialty.
Grab out the mayo, apple cider vinegar, sugar, salt/pepper and if'n you like, some dill.
For the 5 said mid-sized potatoes and other stuff, you will want about 1c of sauce.
This is the hard part, because I don't actually measure any of the sauce ingredients, I just dump in what looks right, so, by all means, adjust for your taste.
Mayo type will alter taste too. I use Miracle Whip's Olive Oil Mayo. It is slightly tangy but not like regular Miracle Whip and is creamy like real mayo.
SOOOOO.... For my mayo...and for real mayo too...
1/2 c mayo
3 T apple cider vinegar
2t sugar
pinch of salt and pepper
pinch of dill.
That's it. Whisk or mix with fork until smooth. Taste. Make sure that it is a good balance of acid and sweet and salt. In other words, your taste buds should sing and you should want to continue eating the sauce by spoonfuls. Yes, it is THAT important.
If you are using regular Miracle Whip, reduce amount of sugar to 1t or add a little sour cream (1 or 2 Tbs) to the mix to make it the right flavors.
By now your eggs and taters should be done. Drain and rinse taters in cold water. I let them sit with the sprayer on them while I play with the eggs. Drain and cool off eggs with cold water. If you add ice to the water, it shocks them and they peel super easy.
Chop eggs into bowl.
Add potatoes.
DO NOT MIX YET!
This is important. The potatoes are in that delicate, if-you-screw-with-them-too-much-they-will-fall-apart stage. We want to mess with them only once, with exception of taste testing...
repeatedly.
Dump sauce on top, and with a giant spoon, gently mix by bringing the bottom yumminess to the top in an up-and-over motion. Do this on all sides of the bowl until it is mixed evenly-ish. It will never be perfect, but will be darn close.
And TADA! Potato salad.
Be warned. It is addicting. You can't get enough.
And it may not ever make it to the dinner table.
Mine was half gone within about an hour of making it and setting in the fridge.
Damn gnomes.
